I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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