Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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