I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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