Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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