Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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