she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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