if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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