I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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