Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
