spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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