normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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