"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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