I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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