did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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