what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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