fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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