Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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