Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize