her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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