So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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