Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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