omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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