his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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