super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
He is an equal opportunity slut.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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