ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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