I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
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