I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
two words: eviction party
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
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