Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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