I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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