hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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