what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
We had sex on a dog bed..
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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