I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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