a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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