Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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