That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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