Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i think my mom watched the whole time
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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