she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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