Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
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