This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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