I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Randomize
