your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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