So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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