The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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