oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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