were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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