no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Randomize
