is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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