): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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