ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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