One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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