He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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