Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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