Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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