There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
But I just had this pork pt. It was dick grabbing.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Two words: nipple clamps
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