Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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