I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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