Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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