she was so not down for the gang bang
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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